birthed a jellyfish

A large period clot that resembles a jellyfish in the toilet bowl.
I sneezed and it felt like I birthed a jellyfish. Or That blob was so large was so large it looked like I birthed a jellyfish
by Mac C October 13, 2023
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the wolf is giving birth

person -4: ah, the wolf is giving birth!
person 0: bro, take your meds
person -4: The devil is beating his wife!
by Just another writer tater February 26, 2023
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birth canal

puttin ur head up a milfs vagy
yooo dude i totally did the birth canal on a badddd milfyy
by milfs 101 June 04, 2022
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birth control breath

After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.
"Hey birth control breath, maybe you should brush your teeth."
by Acey Deucy October 04, 2020
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Birth control glasses

Thick coke bottle eyeglasses.
Dork girl- Did you like my birth control glasses?
by The Original Agahnim June 09, 2021
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Crude Birth Rate

If you search this up, you probably take AP Human Geography classes too!

Well if you need to study what the fuck this is, this is the amount of people born per 1000 people in a society.
The Crude Birth Rate in the US is 11.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 09, 2023
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