rec basketball

(n) where angry parents and coaches harass their children for not shooting the ball at the 3 point line when there’s a defender on them at the last 3 seconds.
(n) where angry parents and coaches verball abuse workers (score keepers and refs) for no reason or making very minor mistakes that can be easily fixed.

*the score is 16-13 (kids scores a foul shot)
*score keeper accidently adds 2 points (16-15)
angry parents and coaches stand up and scream at the score keeper immediately without hesitation

score keeper screams, “ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS, ITS REC BASKETBALL”

by Hubert Cumberdale February 17, 2019

Basketball

A ball use to play “basketball “ it is usually orange. Can be assorted.

I have a Basketball

by Backwardscapgirl November 10, 2018

Gaynor Basketball

4 Star studded basketball prodigies duke it out in a 2V2 format all while being recorded for their YouTube series.

I'm going to watch Gaynor Basketball

by Drippin Joe April 17, 2023

basketball emoji

means black people are bad

i think basketball emoji lol

by ashibolob April 3, 2024

TikTok Basketball

A play style of basketball that resembles the likes of players like Jordan Poole Kyle Kuzma and the Washington Wizards. players that provide no actual benefit to the teams they are playing for, just hooping for the sake of highlights for apps like TikTok or instagram reels. (Gio wise)

“Did you catch the wizards game last night?” “HELL NO kyle kuzma and jordan poole ruined my parlays because they just wanna play TikTok basketball”

by Bigbaggetter420 November 21, 2023

your mother is a basketball

Song by Joe hawley on his album titled "Joe Hawley Joe Hawley"

Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say

Person 1: Hey, do you wanna know what your mom is?
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball

by AnonWT. March 2, 2025

basketball bug

another word for roly poly or pillbug

Look at all the basketball bugs in our backyard!

by xdc213 January 28, 2021