Eddie Header

During lightning-fast fillacio in a bathroom stall in Seattle, the 30 year old giver confesses to the receiver that she "can't find a better man" ; whilst the receiver sings "even flow" in the mimicked voice of Eddie Vedder= Thus, Eddie Header.

This bar used to be cool. It'd be better if I could get (give) some Eddie Header.

by Ernest P Warrel May 5, 2011

eddie munster

A person who makes the best out of life, enjoys having fun anywhere it goes, makes adventures out of anything. Most eddie munster's ideas will change the way you think about life and make you see the world a whole lot diffrent, they are very wise about life, they are very realistic about many things, a sex machine, a kind individual that is very easy to get along with, an intresting story teller, and a unique person. they are very handy in times of need.

oh god, not that many people can be real with me, where's an eddie munster when you need one?

by simon2maxx April 7, 2008

fat eddy

a grotesquely large male whom enjoys the constant consumption of highly saturated foods, etc. butter, grease, bacon.

he is usually found at local food vending outlets etc. your local macdonalds.

"jesus christ fat eddy, you a huge bitch"

by UBER KEEN WOOT LORD September 1, 2008

Mr Eddie

A term used to describe an arsehole and twatwatched over by odie and mate of forumers of consolevania. can have humorous qualities and tries to be his best

Born 666-333BC(c.)

David was being a right Mr Eddie

by David Innoway January 27, 2007

fast eddie

The act of a female orally stimulating a males nipples while simultaneously manually stimulating his member, often resulting in a "fast" orgasm.

Yeah, I didn't realize it, but I'm into "fast eddies."

by derbyroller April 20, 2008

Frozen Eddie

The act of freezing fecal matter and inserting it in someones anus whilst they sleep.

Ross: Ouch man, I woke up with such a sore ass today!
Danny: Your mom probably gave you a Frozen Eddie.
Ross: Man she's such a douche!

by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006

Eddie Murphy

Someone who is the ultimate DIVA.

Eddie Murphy did not show up to his own premiere of "Meet Dave". How much of a diva do you have to be to not show up to your own premiere?

by carniverous pear August 27, 2008