dion turner

small prepubescent angry child with a very small penis

wow dion turner put your cock away

by beefy119 July 24, 2016

Alex Turner

A sexy little swine, a grandpa, probably doesn't know how to use a phone, singer of the best band in the world. He's also British.

Alex Turner can respectfully bash his guitar on my head.

by firesidemybeloved January 29, 2024

Shower Turner Oner

What you turn on the shower with.

Hey Ava! Can you please use the shower turner oner and turn on the shower for me?

by squasha_ November 19, 2020

Chuck Turner

Most clapped dude on earth

Jaanhaothon: hey did yo usee thuavt gu cuhkc huc- chu- cuc chu cak chuck turnere
Jack: Please get help

by xX_N0_PR1S0N3RS_Xx July 25, 2020

A Turner

Getting so drunk you piss yourself through your pants and move on without a second thought.

Holy shit!! She just pissed all over the floor. That’s such A Turner

by Jtjkwmmfmfm August 16, 2024

Turner

A Turner is a person who takes negativity and turns it into positivity. He can turn some of your worst days to just another happy day. You are one of the luckiest people on the planet if you have a Turner. He’s funny, loving, smart, cute, true to himself, and has the ability to adapt to others emotions which makes him so amazing. That’s is always why you need to charisma all your time with him because that might be the last.

Turner

by Sherd March 9, 2019

Turner Hayes/Cole Young

A Turner Hayes or a Cole Young is a generally frowned upon trope in TV or Movie Media in the Modern Age, where in which when adapting an already popular franchise with plenty of characters in it, the studios feel the need to create a completely one note, milquetoast character to be the protagonist and never show up in anything else. The term originates from the character Turner Hayes from the CW Show "Gotham Knights" and the character Cole Young from the 2021 Movie Adaptation of Mortal Kombat.

"I'm sick of all of these "Turner Hayes/Cole Youngs" in shit, just use characters people already know" - A salty redditor.

by LiterallyCthulhu June 17, 2022