Lance

Is priceless

damn he's Lance

by ABSOLUTELY HUGE MAN March 25, 2022

Lance

A handsome and gentle boy who just loves to see people smile he loves people who understands him the most.

lance is great guy

by Kiroha May 13, 2023

Lance

This mother fucker wont stop being a try-hard in COD zombies, and everything he does.

Lance wont stop being a try-hard at fortnite and its pissing me off
Lance is actually a god when it comes to COD zombies.
YOOOOO, Lance just got the platinum trophy for Call of Duty Blacks ops 4

by lololol99999 December 11, 2018

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vagina

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

lancing

when you eat all of somebody’s food without asking.

Me: bruh where tf all my food go??
Lance: oh i ate it all.
Me: bro did you ask??
Lance: nah.
Me to my friend: yeah that mf just came over and started lancing.
example 2
Friend: yo i’m high asf, sorry if i start lancing bro.
Me: aye bruh at least buy your own food💀

by rawful March 4, 2023

Lance Ballinstrong

A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.

Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

Lance

He is always there to listen give advice. He has a mysterious life and a very normal one he keeps them apart but there is something very captivating about his personality. He is very intelligent and fun to be around.

Lance

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020