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lance videos

lance videos: hey mamas

nick videos: hey my love
by government.doing.stuff December 7, 2020
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Lance

"Did you see that lance was in the dumpster"
by bigtrey12345 February 1, 2022
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lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.
Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!
by FlattenedPancake0809 May 30, 2024
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lance main

Lance mains in Brawlhalla have small dick energy and are faggots that practice in Faggotry and Faggotronics.
Is Joe a Lance main? Ew get away from him.
by beastmqn October 26, 2019
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Lanced

1) a cyclist who is high or about to get high off marijuana.

2) a slang term used between cyclists in Los Angeles in dedication towards Lance Armstrong's successes in the tour de france while being high as fuck.

3) you can also use the words "full armstrong" for taking dabs off the skillet.

4) finishing a "tour" means smoking a blunt.

- original creator of the word lives in North Hollywood, CA. You'll see him on a sticker bombed steel frame rocking a FLIGHT CREW jersey.
1) yo, im about to go hit some LANCE.

2) ma nig, Im LANCED the fuck out.

3)where the LANCE at?

4) I'm on that FULL ARMSTRONG.

5) roll by, I'm on my 3rd TOUR.
by Obviousisme February 3, 2014
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Lance Shelton

An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro
Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one
by Balakay12 November 8, 2019
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Lance

"Youre such a Lance"
by InkyBlinkyz February 19, 2018
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