Taylor Swift

A dip shit. She only is pretty with those shitty makeup on. You guys should see her face without makeup, it is the opposite of gorgeous.

them: Taylor swift is coming to our city.
me: shut up i dont care

by itsLunaire October 15, 2024

Taylor-Swifting

When a woman does not get the man she believes she deserves with unrealistic expectations so she starts hating on every man and tells her friends and all women how terrible men are and warms them of consequences of being with men.

Taylor: "I told you not to go with that Nathan, he will ruin your life, it does not matter how good he is, he is a man and men will be men"
Karen: "really, but he loves me"
Taylor: "They all say they love you initially but then they change, we don't need men, we just need a squad."
Karen: " Ok, but this is sad, I am not doing taylor-swifting anymore, I love my man and everything he is to me."

by KofD December 12, 2019

Taylor Swift fatigue

Describes the mental exhaustion you get when being forced to hear about Taylor Swift in every aspect of life.

After a long day, Joe was trying to enjoy a night of watching his favorite football game but was forced to hear about Taylor Swift every 10 seconds. Consequently, Joe developed a serious case of Taylor Swift fatigue.

by make_orwell_fiction_again February 12, 2024

Taylor Swift

Mother.

Person 1: Whos mothering?
Me: Taylor Swift ofc!

by KattyKay10 August 16, 2023

taylor swift

literal goddess. songs like "never grow up" and "paper rings" are underrated

person 1: look, it's her! it's taylor swift!
person 2: slay!!!

by anonymous 72 April 28, 2022

Taylor Swift

Also known as the music industry, born on December 13th, 1989 is a global superstar. Taylor Swift possesses three cats which two are girls and one a boy, Olivia, Meredith, Benjamin. Taylor Swift as of 2022 has nine studio albums, and two rerecorded (Taylor's Version) albums; Fearless (Taylor's Version) and Red (Taylor's Version). In order, Taylor Swift (2006); Fearless (2008); Speak Now (2010); Red (2012); 1989 (2014); Reputation (2017); Lover (2019); Folklore (2020); Evermore (2020); Fearless (Taylor's Version) (2021); Red (Taylor's Version) (2021), are all the albums that she currently has released. Lover (2019) up until Red (Taylor's Version) (2021) she owns. Any album circa 2006 - 2017 Taylor does not currently own and is rerecording to gain control and slapping (Taylor's Version) branding on each new rerecord. Taylor Swift is a force of nature so do not mess with her because her fandom will either come for your head or she may write a certified bop about you. :):):)

Taylor Swift - Also known as; Blondie, T-Swizzle, Tay Tay, Mom, T-Swift, CurlyHead, Cat Lady, the list could go on forevermore ;)

by Nils Sjberg March 21, 2022

Taylor Swift

god

"Is that Taylor Swift?"
"No, that's God."

by sonnnyy January 5, 2022