Kyle

Kyle loves punching dry wall and fucking shit up. He’s not angry or nothin. Lifes just more fun when you are drinking monster and playing the five finger knife game during dinner.

Yo Kyle are we going to that party later?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

I shit an upper decker in your toilet.

Damn, you just Kyle’d a Kyle

by Senior69 December 19, 2019

Kyle

A man with an enormous addiction to Monster energy drinks and always has them handy in times of need

“Where did you get all those monster?”
“Kyle…”

by King Shlook April 29, 2019

Kyle

Kyle (1)
(N): A Monster drinking guy who gains infinite power everytime he drinks a Monster; Guy who weight lifts and will help us out at raiding Area 52!

Kyle: I drink Monster
Karen: Fuck off Satanic beast
Kyle: NO U
Karen: I would like to talk to the manager
Kyle: FOOL I AM THE MANAGER

by Eim Gay September 22, 2019

Kyle

The poor kid at school who always gets asked if he drinks a shot on of monster when he's just a normal person trying to get by in life.

Jacob: Hey your names Kyle right? Have you ever had a monster?

Kyle: No I dont even like monster.

by KillMeForChristSake September 30, 2019

Kyle

Sometimes a person who doesn’t drink red monster, skateboard, or punch things. Probably a good student and loves his family

That guy Kyle is nothing like the internet says he would be.

by Mr retard man October 2, 2019

Kyle

Palm tree

Kyle would say something like. “I have roots, none of these have roots”

by Locaine October 10, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a great person very sweet, and great to cuddle with but doesn’t really like affection.

Hey Kyle, wanna cuddle?

by Joel æsthetic August 2, 2019