by John 0liver April 19, 2022
Get the Business daddymug. noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.
"Yo, what took you so long?"
"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."
"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."
by burnard August 17, 2014
Get the Business wankmug. When you’re out at a restaurant and you have your eye on two different items you’d like to order but it would be too much food and the other person you’re with also has their eye on the same two dishes. You order one and they order the other and you share the dishes.
Hey I’m craving the bbq chicken quesadilla and the Margarita pizza would you like to do business with me?
Of course! I had my eye on both of those too! Let’s “do business!”
Of course! I had my eye on both of those too! Let’s “do business!”
by JennyMenny March 14, 2022
Get the Do Businessmug. The act of taking a nap, hidden from your boss/supervisor or Teacher.
It is noted for it's shortness in length, and overall high quality of rest.
Also to be noted, is that it generally looks like the employee/student is fully awake/alert and doing their job.
It is noted for it's shortness in length, and overall high quality of rest.
Also to be noted, is that it generally looks like the employee/student is fully awake/alert and doing their job.
"Dude, I got home from that party at 5, and went in to work at 7"
"How in the fuck did you make it through Johnson's powerpoint?"
"Easy, I took a business nap when he turned the lights off"
"How in the fuck did you make it through Johnson's powerpoint?"
"Easy, I took a business nap when he turned the lights off"
by Gasfarmer December 4, 2009
Get the Business Napmug. Holly was out all night and didn't have time to change before work but she added a cardigan and now she is Business Hoochie.
by KickAssK April 30, 2010
Get the Business Hoochiemug. He’s a cool dude. Usually his name is Charles but we call him Chuck. He knows the ins and outs of business from restaurants, e-commerce, entertainment, or whatever makes money. He is a nerd in business which means he is a master of every area when it comes to quarter sales, projections, and forecasting future earnings.
Chuck knows his stuff. Business nerd.
Lori is one business nerd. Knows every detail when it comes to baking cookies and selling them.
Lori is one business nerd. Knows every detail when it comes to baking cookies and selling them.
by Hawk man November 30, 2021
Get the Business Nerdmug. When a company ignores your emails/phone calls. Not quite the equivalent to ghosting in relationships, since you’re not looking for some flix & chill — but the idea is similar.
Also applies to when an individual who is exchanging services with you ignores your emails.
Also applies to when an individual who is exchanging services with you ignores your emails.
Her: “I have sent three follow-ups with no reply! Am I doing something wrong?”
Him: “Nah, you’re just getting that classic business ghosting going on, sis.”
Him: “Nah, you’re just getting that classic business ghosting going on, sis.”
by Oh you know4044 August 18, 2019
Get the Business Ghostingmug.