Timberlin can’t be described by simple words and phrases. She is unlike anyone you’ll ever meet in your entire life not only because she radiates pure joy and happiness regardless of her mood but because you will physically feel her presence even when she is not there beside you. She cannot be compared to anyone you’ve known. She’s real and warm and beautiful and you’re lucky to love her. If you treat her any less than what she deserves you’re doing the entire world a disservice. Timberlin is the embodiment of pure and kind and gorgeous and she knows her worth DONT forget it.
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If you can get past the prickly persona he wears a little too well at times, then you will surely be delighted by what lies derneath.
Timberthy is hugely entertaining; he can be anything from frustratingly funny (I know some of you ladies out there know exactly wtf I mean) to outright hilarious, and between his quick-witted charisma and punning charm, he will keep a smile on your face, guaranteed.
A lesser known fact about this fine specimen, Timberthy, is that he was a world renowned country music superstar slash gangster ass rapper slash standup comedian, in a past life or two. He either hailed from the Deep South or Mother Russia and had likely travelled everywhere in between, as evident by his ability to enact a stunningly uncanny, thoroughly convincing and rather robust array of accents, at any given time and with extraordinary ease.
Make no mistake, despite his silly nature and admittedly demasculine namesake, Timberthy is definitely a bad bitch and is not someone you’d want to make an enemy of. He is extremely passionate about ‘tacticals’ and has quite an impressive (expensive) collection going. He can and will school you all day long about each and every in and out on the subject and loves rewarding himself with a new toy as often as possible.
Lastly, he’s recently been known for staying up all night so seeing as how it’s 6:04am currently, Goodnight Bitches.
If you can get past the prickly persona he wears a little too well at times, then you will surely be delighted by what lies derneath.
Timberthy is hugely entertaining; he can be anything from frustratingly funny (I know some of you ladies out there know exactly wtf I mean) to outright hilarious, and between his quick-witted charisma and punning charm, he will keep a smile on your face, guaranteed.
A lesser known fact about this fine specimen, Timberthy, is that he was a world renowned country music superstar slash gangster ass rapper slash standup comedian, in a past life or two. He either hailed from the Deep South or Mother Russia and had likely travelled everywhere in between, as evident by his ability to enact a stunningly uncanny, thoroughly convincing and rather robust array of accents, at any given time and with extraordinary ease.
Make no mistake, despite his silly nature and admittedly demasculine namesake, Timberthy is definitely a bad bitch and is not someone you’d want to make an enemy of. He is extremely passionate about ‘tacticals’ and has quite an impressive (expensive) collection going. He can and will school you all day long about each and every in and out on the subject and loves rewarding himself with a new toy as often as possible.
Lastly, he’s recently been known for staying up all night so seeing as how it’s 6:04am currently, Goodnight Bitches.
Person 1: OMG, WTF is that God-Awful smell?!
Person 2: (Gags) It smells like straight butthole and cadaver carcass
Me: Oh, it’s just Timberthy’s neck
Person 2: (Gags) It smells like straight butthole and cadaver carcass
Me: Oh, it’s just Timberthy’s neck
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Roman: Who do u supoort
Jcab: Timberwolves fans
Roman: "does omar thornton"
Jcab: "tries to shoot a three" *bricks it*
Jcab: Timberwolves fans
Roman: "does omar thornton"
Jcab: "tries to shoot a three" *bricks it*
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