Somone who has dyslexia: a condition that causes you to consistently misspell MIT or Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Symptoms may include an excessive use of the letter 'I', randomly adding extra letters, and forgetting the 'ch'.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Joe?
Person 2: Yeah, he has MIT Disease. He just wrote "Massaschusetts Instittute of Technologgy" in his essay!
Person 2: Yeah, he has MIT Disease. He just wrote "Massaschusetts Instittute of Technologgy" in his essay!
by Tetartradeded February 6, 2023
Get the MIT diseasemug. Is a disease that makes you always addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. It makes you always wear thongs (flip-flops), It makes you love meat pies and sausage rolls, and makes you use Australian slang and makes you swear a lot.
by Bman111 April 18, 2017
Get the Aussie Diseasemug. Jesus Michael, I didn’t know you had polscher’s disease. Let me jerk your hip off and fondle your inverted feet.
by JP’s krip February 13, 2021
Get the Polscher’s diseasemug. "Fundzalow Disease" is a common Sicilian phrase that refers to people with significant wealth you pretend they are poor. Their Fundz are Low only when their wealth involves giving it to other people.
Every time I ask my mother for money her fundzalow disease breakouts and she has to go see a doctor.
"Stop being a Jew, Ma"
"Put your alligator arms away and pay for your own $200 dollar bottles of wine!"
"You cheap ass, buy your own gas for your Ferrari"
"Stop being a Jew, and buy a round of drinks"
"Stop being a Jew, Ma"
"Put your alligator arms away and pay for your own $200 dollar bottles of wine!"
"You cheap ass, buy your own gas for your Ferrari"
"Stop being a Jew, and buy a round of drinks"
by Penelope & Elvis January 12, 2012
Get the fundzalow diseasemug. noun; stands for Random Erections During School.
Often during puberty the male body will experience random erections, REDS is a special case of this.
Often during puberty the male body will experience random erections, REDS is a special case of this.
About to give his presentation to the class, Joey came down with a case of REDS disease and had to think quickly to get rid of his "situation."
by Kevin and Andrew April 8, 2010
Get the REDS diseasemug. The feeling of having absolutely no energy accompanied by hysterical laughter that usually happens when you smell the metallic popcorn scent that Target stores pump into the air.
by sweetpotatosarah99 October 21, 2010
Get the Target Diseasemug. Külli disease is a disease when you have bigger nerve attacks and you are more angry than usual. Symptoms include loose tongue, sudden nervousness, and the need to shout at others. The person may also cough heavily.
by asdasd3212 December 25, 2021
Get the Külli diseasemug.