Albert

Albert of Arseholes, collective noun arsehole
From Day in the Life Beatles, '...how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall'. Apparently John Lennon referenced the number of seats in the Hall (4000), hence bums on seats.
"That's a proper Albert of Arseholes" (with reference to a group of pissed lads maybe)
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Albert

Another word for "brain" or "head"(oral sex)
"We was chillen than she gave a nigga albert"
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Albert is such an amazing guy. He loves cars and racing. He cares about his friends and family a lot. He is extremely funny. He will also always make you smile when you need it. When being with Albert you just want to hug him and never let him go. He’s like a big teddy bear in a man’s body. He acts like he does not care but really does. He loves to wear these tank tops that make his muscles stand out even more. He will tell you he loves you and reassures you anytime you need it. He’s an amazing guy that anyone would be extremely lucky to have in their life.
My best friend is Albert and I love him.
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The God of eating pussy. A master at the art of cunnilingus.
He's an Albert when he puts his face between my legs. He knows what he's doing!
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look at Albert, he's a midget
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i like to touch myself inappropriately to anime
i would hate to be an albert!
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Alpha Male who likes boobs.
Owns zero-two body pillow
Look,Albert,put on your bra!
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