Albert

Albert of Arseholes, collective noun arsehole
From Day in the Life Beatles, '...how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall'. Apparently John Lennon referenced the number of seats in the Hall (4000), hence bums on seats.

"That's a proper Albert of Arseholes" (with reference to a group of pissed lads maybe)

by Googoomuck February 10, 2020

Albert

It is an evolution of the homosapiens discretus. As you get distracted a lot, he attacks you from behind with his 3cm penis. He is a bit homosexual and transgender.

Hello Albert how are you?

by ..red flags.. November 24, 2021

Albert

Jaj tvox yez
Esh qorox

Yeqa xer uni

Albert

by Grnoooo November 22, 2021

albert kung

Albert Kung is a speedster, faster then the flash, reverse flash, savitar, and god speed. He is the fastest man alive.

Didn't see Albert Kung coming?

by The future of the future December 10, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Alberte

Alberte is a very mean girl who eats spiders!

Person 1: Did you hear?!
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: Alberte eats spiders!

by iamsocoolcoolerthanu November 8, 2022

Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun

Cold alberts are great fun for the family

by Cold albie April 1, 2013