Alberte

Alberte is a very mean girl who eats spiders!

Person 1: Did you hear?!
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: Alberte eats spiders!

by iamsocoolcoolerthanu November 8, 2022

Albert

Albert is a unicorn. A wildly unpredictable glorious unicorn full of life, energy, and kawaii af. They can be your best friend, help guide you through the difficulties of living on this plane. On the other hand, will absolutely impale you with their rainbow horn and happily bath in your blood if you hurt them or their friends. Albert is and always will be loyal to a fault, have a major case of "disease to please", and loves to see their friends and associates thrive and grow.

Damn, that dude is as loyal as an Albert.

by Sir Winston Puppypotamus November 23, 2021

Albert Ekander

Albert is a person who is much cooler than Emilio Paparizous and Liam Jonason. Also he take both of them in a lightsaber duel. Also Ogge T gets slaughetered in a duel. Albert Ekander is a prime example of a kind man.

Albert Ekander is a perfect human

by Albert Ekander March 15, 2022

albert

the one who laughs at his jokes

albert: “what do u say when u kill 3 disabled children”
taliah: “cripple kill”
albert: “darn u stole my joke”
a few seconds later
albert: “my joke is so funny” “hahahahaha”

by cookthekidz November 9, 2020

Albert

A man who likes Cherry Icees and studies theology

Man, that dude at Subway yesterday was such an Albert.

by James Bonnet October 9, 2020

Albert

The OG baby shrek who likes to work out daily. He’s aka Bräzen’s biggest fan.

Bruh, you should be like Albert

by SHOOTAH November 3, 2019

Albert

A smart, but gay guy that always seems to deny his true sexuality. For example, he wanks a guy off at school but says it's not gay because he "covered it up with a blanket." People around him fall under two categories, people who really like/love him or people who want to increase their social status

Lol, that guy is really an Albert, isn't he?

by ArcadR September 1, 2019