Adam

A sketchy, un-funny, anti-social, weirdo. He has the skill to reflect all the pussy that comes his way. If someone decides to date him, they are probably autistic, no one likes Adam. He is an unattractive dick, and will probably cheat on the girlfriend he will never actually have.

Person 1: Eww, look it's Adam
Person 2: *throws up*
Adam: *says unfunny joke*

by 666YourWorstNightmare666 November 22, 2017

Adam

A dick head who loves to control everything. He constantly puts people down. He does not care about others. He is sex crazy and will talk shit behind your back. He will yell at you for no reason and then say its your fault. He alwasy thinks it your fault. He will kill your self esteem and make you feel like shit. He will be bossy and rude. He is a pot head and a bum.

"Hey, is that Adam?"
"Shit yeah, lets get out of here. Hes a dick!"
"Right behind you.."

by KittyCatISHere May 17, 2019

Adam

Gay man has 3 nanometers meat scepter sucks loads off dick

That gay man is an Adam

by Internet man 420 April 11, 2019

Adam

Adam is a caring guy with a heart full of love. He is so sweet and has a good sense of humour. His silliness is what makes him special. He is very handsome and super duper cute. He has curly hair and beautiful, bright eyes that any girl would get lost in. He’s a great kisser too, and his hugs are like heaven! Keep Adam forever because you’d be lucky to have such an amazing guy like him in your life.

Person 1: That guy is sooo cute, I wish he was mine!
Person 2: That’s Adam. He’s incredible!
Person 1: I want to give him a big hug.

Person 2: he’s a great hugger!

by kayecat26 January 16, 2019

adam

this guy is the worst possible person you could ever have in your life. he lies, cheats, is disrespectful, and has a small member. he most likely has no friends and will turn out to be a psychopath.

Karen: oh adam screwed me over again!

by djdndndb May 11, 2018

Adam

ADAM IS JUST SO GAY I HATE HIM AND HAS A VERY TINY VERY SMALL .01 INCH PENIS AND HE TRIES TO GET GIRLS BUT HE IS TO MUCH OF A ACTUAL LOSER IF YOU EVER SEE A ADAM ACTUALLY DESTROY HIM RIGHT THERE AND THEN

someone:I HATE ADAM SO MUCH HE IS SUCH A PENIS SUCKER

by IAMPRETTYCOOLIGUESS July 28, 2020

Adam

A dumb cunt who drops six hundo with his mom’s PayPal on 2K and lives for big dick.

Wow that Adam guy is such a cunt.

by StupidAssAvicado November 7, 2017