When someone panics on a first date.
Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
by Charlatan93 January 7, 2017
Get the Lame Seagullingmug. by CrazyJelqer June 27, 2025
Get the Seattle Seagullmug. Seagulling (verb)
/ˈsē-ˌgil-iŋ/
1. The art of orbiting someone you secretly (or not-so-secretly) want, without committing to actual interaction—just circling, watching, and occasionally swooping in to drop a cryptic comment.
2. Often performed by people who want to be noticed but still keep the upper hand… or their dignity.
/ˈsē-ˌgil-iŋ/
1. The art of orbiting someone you secretly (or not-so-secretly) want, without committing to actual interaction—just circling, watching, and occasionally swooping in to drop a cryptic comment.
2. Often performed by people who want to be noticed but still keep the upper hand… or their dignity.
“She’s been seagulling me all week—everywhere I turn, there she is, pretending to check her phone but clearly tracking my every move.”
by CGullFriend August 11, 2025
Get the Seagullingmug. A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff
by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018
Get the Bastard seagullmug. A sexual act involving a leg less amputee where one ejaculates into her box then throws her into the wall where upon impact she squawks like a seagull and dumps the load onto an unsuspecting bystander.
Flying seagull: noun
Bro I was banging this leg less amputee last night and she took that flying seagul better than the last three..
Bro I was banging this leg less amputee last night and she took that flying seagul better than the last three..
by That’s so raven April 23, 2024
Get the Flying Seagullmug.