Sausage Whiff

The act of grazing your nose against and subsequently sniffing a homeless man's penis while you slide an uncalled-for amount of change into his right pocket and comment seductively that he smells of rancid fat.

"Hey Queen, I just had the best sausage whiff."
"Hey girl, Stevie from good mythical morning said she had a sausage whiff."

by whiffmyster July 15, 2022

Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry

Most commonly used as “pub talk”

“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”

by Dr Chef June 26, 2020

ogre sausages

To have extremely fat fingers or toes.

Dude, Mary has some ogre sausages, it looks like a barbecue down there!

by shanghaiohmy August 12, 2018

sausage kiss

When two people kiss with German sausage in their mouths

I want to sausage kiss you so bad let’s go get the schnitzel and make out

by FranticApe222 April 08, 2022

Nipple sausage

Nipple sausage occurs when you fondle a woman's breasts and her nipples become hard like mini sausages.

She whispered into my ear nipple sausage me...so I played with them until the nipple sausage sizzled.

by P bear delite December 30, 2016

Sea Sausage

Slang for Merman cock.

That mermaid had herself some sea sausage and eggs for breakfast.

by beefjerkeyAlDente March 09, 2012

Sausage Garage

Noun.

Any accepting orifice of a woman in her prime. aka Couger Cooch

Dude, last night I totally parked my Meat-cedes in your Mom's Sausage Garage.

by Dr. FragrantKitty July 22, 2010