Puerto Rican

I happen to be Puerto Rican myself and I've noticed that there seems to be a lot of misconceptions about us. We're not all stupid dirty cacos like some dumbass hick would have you believe and some of us actually have real goals and lead honest lives instead of selling drugs and living off welfare.

And no, not all of us like reggaeton and have bad taste in music, a good number of us listen to a variety of music including rock(in fact there's an increasing number of headbangers and alternative types here in the island).

And we don't ALL hate the USA or Americans. Sure some do, mostly the right wingers from the separatist party hate the US but not all us, in fact, a good number of Puerto Ricans would like nothing more than to make Puerto Rico a state of the US but that's not likely to happen any time soon.

Me. Hola, Como estas?

by El Lobito Triste June 1, 2005

Puerto Rican Picnic

The litter created when someone eats fast food in their car and throws the wrappers, bags and cups out the window while sitting there.

I hope the street sweepers come this week. Some d-bag had a Puerto Rican Picnic from Mickey Ds in front of my house.

by Long John Slivers May 25, 2009

Puerto Rican Barbie

A female who either 25%, 50% or 100% Boricua. She has to be beautiful (perfect face and beautiful body) She has to have swag (a personality that shows her confidence) She has to get her own money (don't depend on a man) The ideal Puerto Rican Barbie looks like a barbie (long black hair, big chest, flat stomach, and a big booty) But short hair is acceptable. To become a certified Puerto Rican barbie you must be given the title, you can not start calling yourself this, if you do it will go unrecognized and your certification will not be honored, and therefore you will not be a PRB. A PRB is a woman will never gives in to jealousy, and is never insecure, but rather conceited.

Louievill: "Ay mama, you are beautiful"
Rae Rae : "Thank you Papi"
Louievill : "For real, you a diamond, straight Puerto Rican Barbie"

by Da Original PuertoRicanBarbie February 17, 2009

Ricardo Garcia Jr.

Ricardo Garcia, Boocifer. The love of my life? The man I want to marry one of these days. The guy who makes me feel like a queen. He completes my life in every way possible. I never knew what love truely was until i met him, hes my one and only.

forever and fucking always.

I love ricardo garcia jr.

by boootiful November 29, 2010

Ricardo

Ricardos are so sexy . They make you so happy but at the same time can be so stressful . They are usually tall and very artistic . They are always dancing , rapping or singing . They know how to treat a woman to an extent , some things they may need help on . They usually end up with girlfriends with similar interests and they both think alike. Ricardos are keepers and even if you hurt them they still find love for you. Don’t let this one go .

Ricardo is so cute 💓
his girl: yea i know 🤨

by Emily Hilfigier December 8, 2019

rackage

a description of a woman's breasts. Alike to the term "rack".

but yea my eyes were fixated on the right..more rackage shown.

by j-boogie_DA February 17, 2006

Puerto Rican Box In

When driving, especially when following someone, and another car gets in between you and the one you are following, blocking your line of sight. It is now when you procede to speed up, tailgating the car, until it is boxed in between you and who you are following, forcing it to change lanes.

A: Dude.. this douche just got in front of me, and I have no idea where I'm going.
B: It's cool man just pull a Puerto Rican Box In!

by DonJuan12 September 10, 2008