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pin rod

My boss is such a pin rod that his old lady is giving it to me on a daily basis.
by Cockzilla 13 April 11, 2009
mugGet the pin rodmug.

drain rod

(verb) To sodomise or anally rape a male or female
If she doesn't come out of the bathroom I swear I'm gonna bust the door down, make her bend over and drain rod her like the cack-pipe she is
by DeNameland March 12, 2009
mugGet the drain rodmug.

Rod Worms

Tina knelt before me. Waiting. Excited. Blam-o! Face full of rod worms!

Masturbating in the shower is messy. Hard to get the rod worms from between your toes.
by BeniusMaximus December 6, 2019
mugGet the Rod Wormsmug.

The Rod Stewart

When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.
I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.
by The Clam Dunk July 13, 2015
mugGet the The Rod Stewartmug.

Electric Rod

When a hooker stun guns you in the dick after you refuse to pay her.
Nurse:How did you get these burns sir?
Patient: The hooker was charging too much so i didn't pay. She gave me an Electric Rod.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010
mugGet the Electric Rodmug.

slut rod

The form of birth control which is a small silicon rod inserted under the skin of the upper arm with an effectiveness rate of 99.9%. Rod yields the holder the power to act as a 'slut' without the consequences of conception.
Man: Are you on birth control?
Woman: Don't worry mate, I have a slut rod, do your worst!
by Arn13 July 30, 2017
mugGet the slut rodmug.

rod suit

A banana hammock, grape smuggler, or bikini bottom for aging men who no longer give a fuck and want to show their below average twig and berries
Dude, have you see Rod? Who the fuck is Rod? He’s my friends father. He got a dolphin tramp stamp and wears a rod suit to the beach. Barf.
by Funkurface July 2, 2021
mugGet the rod suitmug.

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