quailtard

Quailtard is a word combining "Quail," a mid-sized game bird of the pheasant family, and "tard," a contraction of the noun "retard," an often offensive word used to describe the mentally challenged, or retarded. First used on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. The word was used in humorous reference to the farm-raised quail released for hunting by Vice President, Dick Cheney, and others on Katharine Armstrong's south Texas ranch. On February 11, 2006, while hunting these quail, Cheney accidentally shot hunting companion, Harry M. Whittington, a lawyer from Austin, TX, with his 28 gauge shotgun from a reported distance of thirty yards.

Dick Cheney shot at a quailtard and hit Harry M. Whittington.

by wilburpb February 17, 2006

quality content

someone that makes awesome videos for people to watch. someone like jake paul would NOT have quality content as he has the worst content out there! someone like Zeniath would have quality content as he has the best content out there!!

I wish I had quality content on my YouTube channel.

by wrihghuowrjoijkwaopwm;wr November 6, 2018

quality vs. quantity

The age old debate...Do I go for the Double D's, or 4 B ladies? ;)

Pat: "I think I'm gunna hook up with the quality tonight."
Ken: Word.

by MeGn December 3, 2003

qual

another way of saying cool

That's very qual

by Parkes January 25, 2003

Qualified Racist

A person that thinks they have earned the right to make derogatory statements about another race or culture because of their relationships.

Ted: What's up with wetbacks always wearing jeans and having mustaches?
Bill: Dude, why would you say that?
Ted: No it's cool, I'm dating a Mexican girl.
Bill: Oh, I wasn't aware that you were a qualified racist

by dkinirvine December 17, 2012

quality vs quantity

A pathetic excuse for having a small wallet or a small dick.

Size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it.

I thought we could eat in tonight.

by Keebmeister December 7, 2003

quality transportation

a worthy sex partner on the 'road' to orgasm, with the right 'equipment', skills and attitude; to deliver a "mind-blowing" 'treatment'

-neither gay nor straight, male nor female matters! only the right 'equipment' and 'MOJO' to facilitate a successful 'launch'

OR: simply fantasizing on the potential skills of a human, having no idea of their sexual P.O.D. (point of departure)

beth: that dude looks like quality transportation! i'd like to ride him till he 'blows his nose'!!

ruth: that judy is quality transportation, last night she took me to the 'melk weg'! (milky way)

fat people are often not very quality transportation

she/he sure seems like some QUALITY TRANSPORTATION!!

by michael foolsley June 6, 2011