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Bad Girl Poker

A variant of the classic poker game in which players (rumor has it that they're more often drag queens, but any bad girls may play and do you believe the rumors?) who lose all of their money have the option of selling the sexual use of their boyfriends to the winner. Playing penny poker ensures that the man exploited is essentially pimped off for very little money, in other words, he is turned into a cheap date or cheap whore by his girlfriend.
The ladies played Bad Girl Poker while their boyfriends watched the game. Chastity went all in and lost, but agreed to sell 15 minutes of sex with her boyfriend because she wanted to stay in the game. Cristy gave Chastity her accumulated winnings, $2.12, and yelled "Hey Chuck, you've been bought! Game time is over, play time starts in five minutes. Hit the showers!"
by Creative Suggestions January 22, 2023
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Suicide Poker

A card game where who ever loses commits suicide.

A bit like Russian Roulette accept you play poker with cards and your still betting your life instead of chips.

Can be used as a metaphor in describing the actions of leaders of certain countries.
Saddam Hussein played suicide poker with George Bush and lost!!!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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poder

A word used by a group of people who think they have started a fad, but have completely overestimated the popularity of its use and really just annoy the crap out of everyone.
"PODER MY FRIGGEN MODER OMG LOL!"

"Seriously. Shut the fuck up."
by lolstfu November 9, 2008
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POGERS

POGERS IS POGERS
POGERS IS POG
by POG MAN November 11, 2020
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Poker Face

When a man prematurely ejaculates in a woman and shows no emotion and continues to fuck her without informing her, later to find out she is pregnant.
When Chris came in Alyssa his facial expression did not change, letting Alyssa think that Chris was a monster at sex, but latter found out ego-is-prego. Chris has an excellent Poker Face.
by Purplestuff March 14, 2009
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Jiggery Pokery

IE: get a load of this Jiggery Pokery up ya! its grouse!

TRANSLATION:

Here, try this apple pie. I'm sure you will find its most delicious.
by fucknuckle July 15, 2006
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poker in the brown eye

by He who burgles the turd May 23, 2006
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