An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.
by Wild turkey 193 April 10, 2019
The Double Pee Pee is accomplished when you be sitting on the toilet, and then you piss twice during that time for at least 20 seconds each between 5 minute interval, or when you piss, but as you stand up, your ass pulls you back down with the force of 5 g, meaning that you have to piss again, hence the term, Double Pee Pee
Lil Timmy: *pissing on the toilet, and stands up to leave the bathroom*
John: Enters the bathroom casually with Peter standing guard
Lil Timmy: "Uh oh, time to piss again" (runs to the bathroom door)
Peter: "No, john is already in there. Besides, you were just in there a second ago"
Lil Timmy: "But...."
Kyle: "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS TO GO DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Kyle lifts Lil Timmy off the ground
Lil Timmy: (pisses his pants)
Kyle: (drops lil timmy) "EWWWW his PISS has the CONSISTENCY of SEMEN!!!!!!"
Lil Timmy: "NOOOOO i went DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
John: Enters the bathroom casually with Peter standing guard
Lil Timmy: "Uh oh, time to piss again" (runs to the bathroom door)
Peter: "No, john is already in there. Besides, you were just in there a second ago"
Lil Timmy: "But...."
Kyle: "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS TO GO DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Kyle lifts Lil Timmy off the ground
Lil Timmy: (pisses his pants)
Kyle: (drops lil timmy) "EWWWW his PISS has the CONSISTENCY of SEMEN!!!!!!"
Lil Timmy: "NOOOOO i went DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
by MustardWaffles November 22, 2019
Pee, he fly around so fasttt
Pee, he save the world from mites
Pee, he so quick he fly pasttt
Pee, he scared of many heights
Pee, he will always belong
Pee, he say this the end of the songggg
Pee, he save the world from mites
Pee, he so quick he fly pasttt
Pee, he scared of many heights
Pee, he will always belong
Pee, he say this the end of the songggg
Pee The Pee The Flying Pee (proper noun)
Pee The Pee The Flying Pee is an incredibly wise flying Minecraft pig.
All mighty Pee The Pee grace us with your presence!!
Pee The Pee The Flying Pee is an incredibly wise flying Minecraft pig.
All mighty Pee The Pee grace us with your presence!!
by AngelSimps October 12, 2021
Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
by Lyrical Lemonade April 3, 2023
by duck quiph August 16, 2022
A male who has one testicle significantly larger than the other with a protruding vein running through it…
by Missgoodcooch September 5, 2023
by Air79 January 3, 2021