mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

simply a long insult

yo man Freddie is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

by Austin D August 30, 2006

SWEET MOTHER OF MAMMARIES!

An expression used when an individual(usually horny male) is tantalized or amazed by the beauty/size of a woman's breasts.

*random hottie flashes boobs*
Bob: SWEET MOTHER OF MAMMARIES!

@o@ ---> (.)(.)

-See Vgcats.com comic 151 for a funny example

by >_<; May 2, 2005

mother lake

the lake where rosalia swam before releasing el mal querer

she did backstrokes in the mother lake

by mimayukikanator April 29, 2022

Mother of God

A phrase used when something amazing, miraculous, something thought to be impossible, etc. had happened.

"Dude, try this: Make a fist with your left hand and squeeze your left thumb. Then put your right finger down your throat. NO GAG REFLEX!"

"Mother of God..."

by LucyExpress February 19, 2012

fat mother fucker

Just a really, really, really fat person.

Man, that kid in gym class is one fat mother fucker!

by roobot December 10, 2006

mother fucktard

easy enough said as a mother fucking retard

Damn, Ho you a mother fucktard!!

by Kaitlyn Christine December 3, 2007

Mother Pumpkin

Replacing the F-Word around the Fall holidays with Pumpkin to describe delicious treats and fun activities.

Craig: What's taking you so long at Dunkin Donuts?

Jess: I'm waiting for my Mother Pumpkin coffee.

by jessmanyeah December 27, 2011