mariah carey

a trash singer who hibernates all year up until november 1st and goes back to sleep december 26

-november first-

mariah carey: cums everywhere to cum

by grs! November 4, 2022

Mariah carey

Miss piggy’s middle aged twin who has the stage presence of a drunken cardboard cut out in a bad prom dress

She showed up at the party giving Mariah Carey

by Klr055 October 20, 2025

Mariah

A hoe who likes to lie and gets a lot of guys, but can’t keep them for more than a week.

“Mariah cheated on me again”

Nigga this is the 13th time let that bitch go she’s just a hoe who can’t keep someone for more than a week-

by Anotherinternetweirdo May 29, 2021

Mariah

A Mariah is one crazy person. Boy oh boy. Whenever they are around they are always messing around and making jokes that aren’t even funny. They get so fired up whenever you talk about their experience in clown collage so remember not to bring it up in front of them unless you really truly actually want to get slapped in the face. They are about the height of a small pig and play basketball like Aaron Rodgers so make sure to compliment them next time you see them. Also a Mariah is a gangsta and eats popsicles with her teeth.

: Hey is that a Mariah?
: Heck yeah! That’s one bad@$$ gangsta momma.

by One Bad@$$ grandma February 21, 2022

Mariah

Avicy's gf, Shes so damn hot if you look to her you can fail in NNN

omg mariah so hot

by ewqeqweq November 4, 2020

Mariah

You carry

No one caries like Mariah :)

by haha g@y December 7, 2021

Mariah

A dumbass at times but really cares about her friends. She can be stupid and not care but if you need her she'll always be there. She hangouts with a bunch of stupidass's they all are funny. She is very sweet, kind, caring, and will be there not matter what if you need her.

My name is legit Mariah and all that is true ^^

by Mariah_Austin June 27, 2019