airplane luck

To Fuck for the whole journey on an airplane with an extremely hot chick, after a fat nigger bitch got done taking a hallucinogenic shit in the bathroom stoll... Just your luck...
" Dude I had the worst airplane luck, i was looking at her tities when the toxic fart gas went up my nose causing me to go into a seizure which caused me to cum blood all over her scarred ass " Person out of Luck
" Dude that sucks why was her ass scarred " Man # 2
" I don't know but above the scar there's a tattoo that Say's ' Don't worry it's just Daddy' "
by fuckwafflekykeslut February 23, 2009
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Bad Luck Jessie J

A meme made about the singer Jessie J. Like Bad Luck Brian. Also a badass mofo.
Bad Luck Jessie J: "Gets taken down like a domino. Breaks leg."

"Jessie J has a lot of bad luck!"
by BadLuckJessieJ July 18, 2013
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wish me freaking luck

when there's little chance of something happening, and you want everyone to know.
Person #1: Wish me freaking luck!
Person #2: What?
Person #1: I have a final in science that i have not studied for
by manwithanswers#2 June 09, 2021
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Don’t push your luck

1. Do not ask for anything more.

2. Do not ask for too much.
Don’t push your luck just because I took your case. You still owe me.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 29, 2005
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Good Luck Chuck Syndrome

is when after you finish dating someone, and their next bf/gf is the one they end up marrying. The syndrome mostly found amongst women and men in their 20's and 30's. This mostly occurs amongst hopeless romantics, and those that continually search for love.
"That poor girl, her ex boyfriend just got married. Thats the 5th one!.She has the Good Luck Chuck Syndrome!
by hopelessromantic24 February 04, 2010
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To obtain extra luck by adding an extra item or 'gibbon' to what you already have.

This phrase comes from Southern China, where the nobel gibbons where seen as "the gentlemen of the forest". These gibbons were collected by wealthy lords and it was common for a lord to add an extra gibbon to his collection to bring enhanced good fortune.

In modern times it has become a phrase used simply to justify overindulging. This phrase is now used less in China and more in Malaysia, Thailand and Sumatra where gibbons still thrive in the wild.
Jonty: Do you really need to take 8 pens into your exam?

Laurence: Well you know what they say, an extra gibbon for good luck.
by 劳伦斯 October 14, 2014
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