Lance Shelton

An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro

Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one

by Balakay12 November 08, 2019

Lancing it out

You lose your home and your career in a hospital you appear

Q:You heard about lance

A:Yeah he’s lancing it out

by JkJn March 07, 2023

Lance Braun

A selfish bitch who doesn't give a shit about anyone and should just fucking die. Fuck him

InkFlame: yo you heard about Lance Braun?
Bej: don't remind me about him

by 173 worshipper December 07, 2019

lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

by FlattenedPancake0809 May 31, 2024

Lance Boyer

Yo lance boyer is a lit as bitch. period. no questions. Just a crazy motherfucker that brings a party anywhere

Yo let's pull a lance boyer up in here

by ItssYeBoiii October 19, 2018

trey lance

1. A bad NFL Quarterback who gets drafted way way to high and for some reason takes Jimmy G spot.

2. Broken ankle karma

Trey lance should have never been the starter.

by Johnbadpicklynch September 19, 2022

trey lance

1.) Having never lived up to the expectations, pressure, or hype.
2.) A flash in the pan.
3.) soon to be official BUST

Ex: JaMarcus Russell was a promising young QB but then he Trey Lanced himself.

by Johnbadpicklynch September 19, 2022