Kyle

a bottom
probably is topped by a jack or a eric

person 1: i could totally top kyle.

by where's my juul?? May 10, 2020

Kyle

Kyle (1)
(N): A Monster drinking guy who gains infinite power everytime he drinks a Monster; Guy who weight lifts and will help us out at raiding Area 52!

Kyle: I drink Monster
Karen: Fuck off Satanic beast
Kyle: NO U
Karen: I would like to talk to the manager
Kyle: FOOL I AM THE MANAGER

by Eim Gay September 22, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a guy that is very funny, but is either gay or gay in denial and very punchable... but with love.

"Kyle are you gay?"
"...NO!"
(He's lying)

by urbandick113 October 11, 2022

kyle

a horrible boy who has a girlfriend but cheats on her with a saghs girl and sends nudes all day. he has long hair and smells like a rat

tanya:”you know kyle?”
lara:”YEAH I LOVE RAT SHIT!”

by Sdgghh January 3, 2020

Kyle

The version of Karen but male. Most schools have a Kyle that everyone in the school knows. Kyles have a tendency to be a jerk for no reason and are usually seen as one of the "cool kids". Kyles are also found to be loud and annoying.

"Oh my gosh that guy is such a Kyle!"

"Lol he's probably a Kyle"
"Kyle, shut the **** up"

by HobboFaec May 25, 2020

Kyle

Sometimes a person who doesn’t drink red monster, skateboard, or punch things. Probably a good student and loves his family

That guy Kyle is nothing like the internet says he would be.

by Mr retard man October 2, 2019

Kyle

The poor kid at school who always gets asked if he drinks a shot on of monster when he's just a normal person trying to get by in life.

Jacob: Hey your names Kyle right? Have you ever had a monster?

Kyle: No I dont even like monster.

by KillMeForChristSake September 30, 2019