A Jill

The narc or office tattletale.

I heard she's keeping track of who comes in late and then runs to the boss. She's such a Jill.

by Gargoyleknob April 29, 2024

Jill

The greatest mom on the entire planet Earth. Literally the nicest person you can ever meet. Everyone loves her because she's such a sweetheart. A woman who puts all others before herself, and makes the ultimate self-sacrifices for love and the wellbeing of others. Never once does she put herself first, despite the numerous chances she's given. A woman who you easily forget has had an extremely hard life because you can literally become suspicious that she's an actual angel on Earth. She loves her children unconditionally, and I hope she understands that we love her unconditionally as well. She's the one thing in existence I look to when I need strength – when I need to stay kind, compassionate, and when I need to persevere when life keeps slamming me with its iron fist. She's incredibly modest and asks for nothing. You complement her and she'll say "Ah.. well, I'm just doing what anyone would do."

Literally everyone she knows (yes, they've all said this): "If Jill doesn't get into Heaven, what hope do we have?"

by Master-Wordsmith October 10, 2021

Jilles

Some cool kid which totally didnt write this to post in a discord server with their friends

Jilles is the coolest guy I know.

by Jilles06 February 1, 2022

Jill

The hand you beat off with. Use "Jill" instead of saying you're masturbating so people think you plugging and actual girl.

Friend 1: "hey, wanna hang out tonight?"
Friend 2: "nah I can, I'm gonna go tap Jill later"

by Ricky Buddy March 6, 2017

Jill of All Skills

Female version of "jack of all trades, female with a wide variety of abilities and knowledge of many topics

My mom is a jill of all skills.

by Suzette Rosdower March 28, 2021

Jill Bidening it

When your spouse or significant other is so drunk or high at a party but you're still having fun so you decide to let him or her keep stumbling around the party talking gibberish and just generally making a fool of themselves.

Hey Karen, stop Jill Bidening it and take your drunk ass husband home, he's so drunk he's not making any sense and he's ruining the party.

by SouthSideSeth June 7, 2024

Sloppy Jill

Feeding a girl ‘laxatives’, ‘beans’ and ‘broccoli’ and waiting until she has stomach bile only coming out of her anus. Then, locking your head into a clear box whilst she fills the box with the contents of her anus, with only a straw to breath through.

“Shawty wanna give me a sloppy jill, I hope it doesn’t crust over my eyes!”
“Man, I hate when my girlfriend gives me a sloppy jill, it gets all over my bed sheets!”

by Nutfw March 23, 2024