immaculatize

The act of impregnating a virgin.

The most common age group to be immaculatized are teenage girls.

by strandoftime March 1, 2011

immature

People who spend money on eggs and don't ask you if you want them scrambled or fried; then proceed to call you immature. chicken farm shallow

" Would you like your eggs scrambled or fried today? Actually I think they would look better all over your cars; because thats not immature"

by thanksfortheeggs May 16, 2016

imma go joe

referring to that crazy bitch joe off the show YOU

“yo my crush keeps leaving me on read imma go joe on him😒”

by imthatnigga February 16, 2020

Imma call you back

Sis/Bro don't expect a call cause your gonna be up waiting for it and it just wont happen.

When someone says "imma call you back" they wont cause your either not interesting or they don't fw with u. Sorry

Boy: "Hey i gotta do something imma call you back when i'm done"
Girl: "Okay :)"
Boy: *Hangs up*
Boy: "I'm not calling back lol"
Girl: "He's not calling back :)"

by Omfgictasrlwtf April 14, 2020

immanentize the eschaton

IMMANENTIZE THE ESCHATON!!</caps>

Hurry, so that we can IMMANENTIZE THE ESCHATON!

by Solomaxwell April 14, 2004

Immaculate Curve

Godly equation to determine the youngest girl you can date.
Your age divided by 2, plus 5 = The age of the youngest girl you can date.

"Dude, she's 16, that's well within your immaculate curve."

by dsmonkey September 19, 2003

Immanuel

A gaylord. Typically likes to suck smaller dicks. Very tall, usually comes with very small dongs.

Sandy: Yo look at that guy, he must be a gigolo!
Georgia: Oh that's just Immanuel.

by lanfdalanfan March 3, 2022