Gage is the kinda guy you want by your side when you have to fight the worst battle of your life. He’s tough and he’s loyal. He can be a jerk sometimes but he always defends the ones he loves. He spent his early years filling up on ho ho’s and ding dongs because crappy sweets are one of his weaknesses. But now a days you’ll find him dirt biking, fixing up his Jeep, and taking naps. Go get yourself a Gage before someone else takes him.
by TheUnderCurrent July 4, 2022
Get the Gagemug. Gage is a gorgeous queen, which happens to be probably the best person you’ll ever meet. She’s literally everything a guy would want in a girl😤
I’d want a girlfriend like gage
“ woah bro you’ve got a girl like gage? You gotta be the luckiest man alive”
“ woah bro you’ve got a girl like gage? You gotta be the luckiest man alive”
by Big fil October 10, 2022
Get the Gagemug. 
by Gage Brown January 22, 2021
Get the Gage Brownmug. Gage Caldwell is a badass mother fucker who slays poon by walking in a room. Usually Gage Caldwell is athletic gentle sweet and love to hit up on that fat ass.
by Gage Caldwell January 8, 2018
Get the gage caldwellmug. A Overweight Blonde-Haired Glasses wearing cunt, that has depression. Is really annoying and never keeps a girlfriend for more than a Week. Everyone secretly hates him and would probably be better off dead.
by Dickeatser July 5, 2022
Get the Gagemug.