Douche-Nozzle Backflow

A person (typically male) or their actions, who has acted in such an obnoxious manner that the behavior alone reeks as an unsanitary twat would. Malicious intent and/or malevolence is a general added characteristic.

The most vile form of Douche-Baggery. In progression of severity of behavior: One could be a Douche, a Douche-Bag, Douche-Nozzle, or most disgustingly Douche-Nozzle Backflow!

The First Sergeant was not a Douche-Bag, but rather Douche-Nozzle Backflow. His character reeked.

by Mr. Incr3dibl3 March 5, 2011

Cocky douche

Anyone who is arrogant as hell and a douchebag. Who isn't very good at anything but they think they're the shit.

Erin Grimmot is a cocky douche.

by Paul December 13, 2004

Douche Bagery

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are in fact a douche bag.

John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douche bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douche bagery on one level or another.

by emptsent January 13, 2008

douche baguette

a female version of a douche bag

"Geesh, I can't believe she fucked you over like that! What a douche baguette!

by Loreinski April 11, 2009

danke douche

parody of a nazi saying "thank you"

Gerhard: "Geshundeit"
Fritz: "Danke Douche"

by andy1 December 18, 2003

MEGA DOUCHE

Mega douche is someone who has exceeded all expectations of the common douche. One who has reached such a level of douchiness that people would rather play in traffic than deal with that person.

Man, look at that crane operator he's such a mega douche why did they send him out here, he should go under a rock and die!

It takes 5 douches to make a douche nozzel and at least 5 douche nozzels to make a meeega douche! which has more douchiness than aleast 15 annoying people.

Mac: Hey I got a new transformer!
Sac: Oh yeah which one?
Mac: MEGA DOUCHE

by your sister 69 me January 9, 2010

uber douche

The ultimate douche bag. One without equal. Usually a guy named Brad.

Brad was a uber douche for cheating in his fantast baseball leauge.

by Matt the Moose July 6, 2006