cucking fat

Drunken rhyming slang for a cat that you really hate! (swop the first letter of each word for sober translation)
Come home from the pub and trip over the cat, "I'm gonna kill that cucking fat!"
by Rusty Camaro August 31, 2003
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Climate cuck

A person who is willing to give away their money and their rights to corrupt politicians because of "climate change".
Person A: "We have no time left! We need to raise taxes and give up our right to own and drive a car"
Person B: "You are such a climate cuck"
by ClintHerald January 27, 2020
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cuck-nundrum

When, while in the process of wiping your anus, you get poo on your fingers. Now it has to be decided whether you pull up your pants with shit-fingers, or you penguin walk to the sink, pants around ankles, to wash your hands first.
This excessive diarrhea made me get shit all over my hands. I'm in a public restroom, and need to wash off my hands, but I don't want to walk out there with my pants around my ankles. Jeez...this is quite a cuck-nundrum!
by alxorange December 09, 2009
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Cuck Custard

What betas eat out of their wive's cunts after a bull busts a nut in her.
The testosterone deficient husband ate the cuck custard as it dripped down his well fucked wife's thigh.
by @shot_of_cabo February 09, 2018
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diaspora cuck

a sexual practice of fucking somebody elses daugher in front of her dad while being a diasporant.
Man you should have seen her father's face while i was giving her the diaspora cuck
by seiyo September 26, 2021
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mom cuck

A man who let s his mom control him.
Your a “mom cuck”you do everything she says!
by Momsboy June 09, 2019
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Cuck Commander

Someone who can watch their woman be decimated by other men without issue. The ultimate cuck.
It turns out Demetri is a cuck commander. I went through the back door of Demetri's house to surprise him for his birthday, and instead I saw his wife getting a train ran on her by random guys from the bus stop!
by Fat Boi Eric Cartman April 12, 2017
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