Misery Businessed

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them

Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!

by Theguywiththeflowercrown August 14, 2018

Business Breakfast

When you are a server or a barista, a sure sign that you are not going to get tipped.

Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.

Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.

Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.

by ServingLouie May 7, 2011

Business Clubsual

Word is from Guido descent
Worn in the workplace that could also be worn to the club
Attire worn to work that is inappropriate and/or ridiculous

Person #1: Wow, you can almost see her butt in that outfit. Who wears that to work!
Person #2: It must be Business Clubsual Friday!

by WGD September 17, 2012

the business lunch

the action of recieving oral pleasure while talking on your cell phone or recieving phone calls during such action

After everyone left I got the business lunch

by B-Dubs managers November 3, 2006

small business

a hard working bitch who gets shit done

Amanda: how do i start a small business?
Bob: Sacrifice your Life!

by nothoughtsjustmonke March 12, 2021

Business Intelligence

Fancy word in IT Business. In fact a bunch of nerds in some companies, seeing themselves as "innovative", gathering all data possible and turning it into fancy charts with sans serif fonts. Big Bosses happy.

"Whats the name of these guys, no one knows what they are doing?"

"Business Intelligence"

by noone-someguy August 3, 2017

business cat

A mofo who acts like he knows everything about business

This mofo thinks he is a business cat

by BusinessCat July 10, 2016