Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.
by Jennifred July 19, 2023
Get the Birth Certificate Feet mug.

birthing chair

A specially designed chair or stool used during childbirth to assist the mother in delivering her baby.
So, the birthing chair gives birth to a chair and the mother give to a baby on the chair giving birth.
by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
Get the birthing chair mug.

Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.
Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.
by Wicksterr May 12, 2018
Get the Birth Canal Pals mug.

the wolf is giving birth

person -4: ah, the wolf is giving birth!
person 0: bro, take your meds
person -4: The devil is beating his wife!
by Just another writer tater February 26, 2023
Get the the wolf is giving birth mug.

Birth big

When a person is thick but you know from their look that they have been like that all of their life...
Damn she thick!, Ethan replies nah she birth big it don't count .

I remember yo sister being wayyy skinnier than that, Ridley replies your slow she birth big she can't get no skinnier😒
by Hxmble October 23, 2017
Get the Birth big mug.

mortgage birth

when you use the governmental help to get the better rate interest on your mortgage if you have a child
My parents didn't want a second child but the government promised too sweet an interest rate on mortgage so I was a mortgage birth
by Maria_Rossa February 06, 2025
Get the mortgage birth mug.

birthful

adj. the act of feeling youthful and jubilant on the day of your birth
david wirth is birthful
by redoctober1234 September 12, 2011
Get the birthful mug.