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Just Give Birth

Now go be a good child: get married. Or just get pregnant. Go have your own kids. You are a woman. So go get pregnant and have a few kids. For that is all you’re good for. We only wanted you to just. give. birth. To your future children. As in go get pregnant somehow, then give birth to that child. We just love your children already.

From your mother Mary; Because we were made to be grandparents. Aka WHERE ARE MY ****** GRANDCHILDREN. I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR FOR YOU TO FINALLLY **** settle down and TO GIVE BIRTH TO MY FUTURE GRANDCHILDREN. WHERE ARE THEY? Where are my kids to take care of. Now go do your wifely duties and JUST. GIVE. BIRTH. TO. MORE. FUTURE. CHILDREN. I CANNOT STAND IT. I cannot wait until you just give birth. To my future grandchildren. Hurry it up please to the God of the Bible. What are my children doing when they’re not just giving birth. Being a mental retarded nut case or playing video games on their old …. Yadda yadda yadda

AKA GO BE A WOMAN AND HAVE CHILDREN ALREADY
No go just give birth. Just give birth. X3 then tell me how to raise my future grandchildren.

Now go- just give birth to your children because I already know how many children you will already. Be having. Because I cannot stand you if you don’t want to just give birth. As in quit your job to become a mother like me.
by Oldhumour29 June 24, 2023
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nigels chink birth sign

the year of the INCEL
by mrs tosser September 22, 2025
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Birth Neighbors

When two people have birthdays that are close, typically within a week from each other.
Just found out me and Henry are birth neighbors! Our birthdays are just two days apart.
by trapsinthefoyer November 18, 2025
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A nonsensical concept that originated from a TikTok video in 2025.
It comes in and out through the hole. That's the infinite asshole birth paradox for ya.
by roseluvies December 19, 2025
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the wolf is giving birth

person -4: ah, the wolf is giving birth!
person 0: bro, take your meds
person -4: The devil is beating his wife!
by Just another writer tater February 26, 2023
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body birth

Poetic way of referring to the beginning of a physical existence or a new phase of life.
Free from this suffering only when death rips my soul out, body birth!
by poetofthemidnight March 4, 2023
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