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obnoxious basketball guy

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.
obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 24, 2024
mugGet the obnoxious basketball guymug.

basketball people

basketball people are criminals who like stealing and act a victim must be back and usually have big lips fast and long legs and balds if you see one of these "people" run they will rob you
those basketball people always stealing from the corner shop its out of control
by ILoveGodAndChrist December 19, 2023
mugGet the basketball peoplemug.

Red Creek basketball

Its where these kids fucking suck ass espically the JV team.
ass = Whole school
Red creek basketball team is ass
by brown jace December 3, 2021
mugGet the Red Creek basketballmug.

garbage basketball

a baller using a trashcan and what ever needs to be thrown away as a means to play b'ball.
"my failed attempt at a poem turned out to be a great three point shot from across the room after i crumpled it up and shot from across the room and that is how i play garbage basketball"
by twigg89 October 30, 2015
mugGet the garbage basketballmug.

basketball bug

another word for roly poly or pillbug
Look at all the basketball bugs in our backyard!
by xdc213 January 28, 2021
mugGet the basketball bugmug.

Basketball

A sport that has 0 talent unlike nascar
I’d rather watch drivers risk there lives than young men run around in shorts throwing a ball oh I mean basketball
by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
mugGet the Basketballmug.

Basketball Beep

When a fire alarm battery loses battery the alarm unit will eminate a beeping sound in a specified duration letting the resident know the battery needs changing. This is widely known to affect the black community because they don't change the battery.
Yo I was just on Instagram live and this Hood man's crib was basketball beeping the entire time.
by Bryguy21 May 27, 2024
mugGet the Basketball Beepmug.

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