alley ooper

A male or female who is willing to give you opportunities to interact with their friends in either a friendly or sexual manner with no hassle, cock block, or problem.

My sister is a real alley ooper. I cracked her friend last night after the party was over

by MarkDizzle4802 May 19, 2024

Kirstie Alley

noun: Another way to describe a giant, steaming pile of shit.
verb: The action of taking a large shit

noun: I had Thai food last night and took big ole Kirstie Alley this morning.

verb: Fuck that was expired, bout to Kirstie Alley all night long

by FckKirstieAlley July 2, 2021

Lipstick Alley

Lipstick Alley (LSA for short) is an online forum that was once dedicated to communication between African American women, but it has been infiltrated over the years by people who hate ADOS and start diaspora wars, mentally ill stans, 12 year old trolls, bitter middle-aged women, racist incels who hate black women, and click farmers. Most of the admins are bots and let idiots spam the forum all day and night, but will put you on time out or bench you for calling out their stupidity. There are a lot of miserable, unhinged, chronically online fonts who have nothing better to do than spread their negativity and pounce on random internet strangers they don't and never will know in real life for the most minuscule reasons known to man.

Despite it being a cesspool, you'll find some genuinely cool, peaceful fonts on there if you stay away from the mainstream forums and the Back Alley.

Lipstick Alley has become Reddit on steroids.

by Honey Sweetness February 27, 2026