Albert

The God of eating pussy. A master at the art of cunnilingus.

He's an Albert when he puts his face between my legs. He knows what he's doing!

by Fiona Gallegher December 27, 2021

diabetic albert

Its a diabetic kid that cant get fat because hes diabetic

Dang that kid Albert D is such a diabetic albert no wonder hes skinny.

by 404unknownkid March 30, 2022

albert

a very annoying, but funny guy. often smart and has anger issues

ahhhh hes such an albert

by YEYE24 October 22, 2019

Albert

The OG baby shrek who likes to work out daily. He’s aka Bräzen’s biggest fan.

Bruh, you should be like Albert

by SHOOTAH November 3, 2019

albert

the one who laughs at his jokes

albert: “what do u say when u kill 3 disabled children”
taliah: “cripple kill”
albert: “darn u stole my joke”
a few seconds later
albert: “my joke is so funny” “hahahahaha”

by cookthekidz November 9, 2020

Racist Albert

This is a rare species of racist people that are too big for there boots and need to fix there attitude they also need karma to hit them one day very soon

Everyone hates racist Albert

by We hate racist Albert November 21, 2020

Albert

Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt

Damn thats big Albert

by dirt98304756934875 December 24, 2020