Pulling a Albert

To repeat something someone had just said like the great Albert Einstein

He's pulling a Albert repeating a joke I just told

by 1234abd October 13, 2023

Alberte

The best person you'll ever meet. She loves space and dreams about going there sometime.

She's always there for you if you feel down, and she has the kindest heart. She want's the best for everyone.
If you ever meet an Alberte, you'll have a friend for life.

Person 1: Alberte is such a sweetheart
Person 2: Ikr, she's such a cutie

by Kiwi0300 March 25, 2018

albert

very hot individual

person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.

by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022

Albert

Albert of Arseholes, collective noun arsehole
From Day in the Life Beatles, '...how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall'. Apparently John Lennon referenced the number of seats in the Hall (4000), hence bums on seats.

"That's a proper Albert of Arseholes" (with reference to a group of pissed lads maybe)

by Googoomuck February 10, 2020

Albert Boorla

A boorish vax nazi screwing everybody up the ass with poison vaccines

Albert Boorla make over 24 million dollars in stock options during the plandemic

by D Flawless March 18, 2022

Alberte

Alberte is a very mean girl who eats spiders!

Person 1: Did you hear?!
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: Alberte eats spiders!

by iamsocoolcoolerthanu November 8, 2022

max albert

A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.

He is a max Albert. I can tell by his shity music taste.

by Richard the first half of the June 16, 2016