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Universal Lag

The little time that seperates what you do online from what others do. This usually split-second time difference can seriously deduct from online gaming skill.
Example 1:
Guy1:*Gets sniped right as he released a shot at the other sniper, universal lag making it so he never really shot due to the fact that he shot at the last second, the server not taking notice of it due to universal lag* DAMN UNIVERSAL LAG!!

Example 2:
Guy1's screen:
Guy1: I love you.
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.

Girl1's screen:
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.
Guy1: I love you.
by ThePerfectionist November 15, 2010
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Sports Lag

Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv.
Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.

Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.
by PeterPo October 22, 2009
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action lag

When you are playing a FPS game smoothly, but you start to lag as soon as someone starts shooting you, causing your death.
Nice, 60 FPS man!
Oh, someone is shooting me... WOAH WOAH, 2 FPS WTH,
*dies*
fucking action lag
by ybcuber September 17, 2018
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Urban lag

The lag and bugs that come with searching or merely being on urban dictionary. Sometimes the page just shuts down forcing you to reload it for the 1000th time. Even like counts and search suggestions stop displaying every so often. In total, a complete mess.
I'm dealing with so much urban lag right now!
by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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liquor lag

When you've had tonnes to eat so that when you drink alcohol the effects are delayed.
I've killed a bottle of vodka but feel sober, guess I just have liquor lag because I stuffed out at the buffet earlier but I'll feel it later no doubt
by Nemlow December 31, 2017
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railroad lag

Some asshat typing in continuous ######## into a chat room window until the room becomes so slow that it no longer works.
Jack: Yeah, we can go find some-

Jill: ######################## (repeat forever)

Jack: Fuck you, you're stopping the fucking chat with railroad lag!

Jill: #################### (repeat forever)

-chat then freezes-
by Lilyitha January 6, 2014
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Test Lag

Similar to Jet Lag; the dull and sleepy sensation one gets from taking a long test. Ranges from Minor Test Lag to Intense Test Lag.
Betty-Marie fell asleep as soon as she got home; she had some Major Test Lag!
by anti.DOT December 17, 2009
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