Toilet Rod

When you sit down on the toilet and the worst thing imaginable happens. Shmeat rod goes skinny dipping. It's the official antonym of Poseidon Kiss

What are you having for dinner, anything good?
No! I just got Toilet Rod

by Swanlaschlong12 July 28, 2023

drain rod

(verb) To sodomise or anally rape a male or female

If she doesn't come out of the bathroom I swear I'm gonna bust the door down, make her bend over and drain rod her like the cack-pipe she is

by DeNameland March 12, 2009

The Rod Stewart

When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.

I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.

by The Clam Dunk July 13, 2015

Electric Rod

When a hooker stun guns you in the dick after you refuse to pay her.

Nurse:How did you get these burns sir?
Patient: The hooker was charging too much so i didn't pay. She gave me an Electric Rod.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Rod walloper

A man who “wallops his rod”

Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?

by Naughty Daddy June 3, 2019

Moon Rod

Sex move. Like a Marijuana moon rock, take a dildo and get it wet. Then rool the wet dildo into a pile of powder cocaine. Coating the surface like when weed is coated in keef. Then use as planned.

Dude i pulled the moon rod on my girl then shit got crazy.

by Digits__ July 29, 2020

twizzle rod

A person who accomplishes feats of idiocy with little or no effort. Encounters with people afflicted by this condition may experience brief moments of confusion followed by frustration, culminating in an extended period of laughter. Biologists believe an afflicted human can, at will, deactivate the brain's frontal lobe.

Batman: "Robin, hurry climb up here and help me fight off these goons."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."

by Dr. Twizzle May 7, 2018