pile of cannon balls

An often unsatisfying dump which, as a result of inadequate hydration, lacks the necessary bonding agent to form a large gratifying crap, and usually takes the shape of a pyramid in a mass of individual turds on the bottom of the toilet.
I just made a pile of cannon balls in there! Probably because I had a few beers last night, and ran a 5K this morning. .. I was so dehydrated.
by stall2 March 31, 2017
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Pacific Pile-Driver

N. (From the Chinese 鱼磅, or Yú bàng meaning "Fish Pounder") The stinky, sexual act of taking a large skip-jack tuna, or any other, smelly, deep-sea pacific fish, and pounding your partner's genitals with the slimy, scalely, fish, in the middle of intercourse.
Harry: Can i get a fresh tuna? Fishmonger: Yes, but i must ask, why do buy so much pacific tuna? Harry: My Asian girlfriend enjoys a good Pacific Pile-Driver."
by That_guy_in_the_box March 13, 2011
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the russian pile driver

The act of a man shitting on the chest of a woman then scooping it into her mouth with his ball-sack.
My wife Asked if I would give her The Russian pile driver after toro loco.
by Kintin January 10, 2014
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steaming pile of crap

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I bought some shares in JRV and they turned out to be a steaming pile of crap.
by rutz912 March 10, 2011
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Pile O Shit

You haven't flushed your Pile O Shit for a fucking week. Seriously man, wtf.
by UltimateBlitzkrieg September 20, 2007
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too hard pile

The generic cover-all approach used to house all tasks that are deemed to be too difficult in stature at that present point in time.

It can be used as an excuse for laziness, or as a rapid-fire answer to a complex question.
Tim: Hey man, wanna go to the movies Friday night?

Joe: Nah bro, too hard pile (holds up hands in the shape of a basket)

The above action is typically useful in a setting where it is difficult to hear one another, over loud music for example.
by positivelynegative February 14, 2011
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Pink Slush Pile

1)A group or circle of lesbians, usually consisting of about 4-9 people, that constantly have intercourse with one another, and never find another partner outside of that group.

2)It's someone that has alwasys dated someone, thats dated someone, then went back to someone.then dated that one bitch that dated the second someone.
Hannah became part of the pink slush pile once Susie decided to take her to her first lesbian orgy.
by Hans Jobs January 31, 2012
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