The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

big booty barbie

a bad bitch who loves pink and has a big (maybe plastic) ass

yoo look at that girl with a big ass wearing pink!
she is a big booty barbie.

by ianarlnstfu10 December 8, 2023

booty stretcher

A girl on social media who only post pictures with her booty in the frame .

“Yeah this booty stretcher sent me a message on facebook, I deleted her message. “

by Richard Prices December 11, 2023

big booty barbie

a bad bitch who loves wearing pink and has a fake plastic ass.

yoo look at that girl in pink with a fake ass.
she is a big booty barbie

by halduyrn December 11, 2023

Bootyful

When ya gurl gotta big booty and she fine

Dawg did you see shaniqua last night !? She was looking bootyful.

by badbitxh11 November 18, 2018

Booty hole

The hole you poop out of.....or do anal in

Gurl dassa booty hole

by skonteam November 18, 2018

booty

it's pretty much just ass, sometimes thicc ass, i dont really know.

damn she got a nice booty

by wagwanpiftingwhatsurbbmpin November 28, 2018