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your mom 

your mom

The insult to end all insults
Person 1: Your ugly

Person 2: Well your mom is ugly

Person 1: Your a fat farm animal

Person 2: Well your mom's a fat farm animal

Random guy: OHHHH diss!

Guy at Staples: Is it really that bright in here? (commenting about me wearing sunglasses)

Me: Your Mom

True Story
your mom by DizzyLizzy June 27, 2006
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Doin' Your Mom

something only horny delegates use when they are losing a fight or simply too retarded
some guy: LOL I BE DOIN' YOUR MOM
normal person: how about you go get an actual person to do with rather use it as an "insult" if it is one any ways

your mom 

Two words that usually point to a mother- probably of the person that is being talked to.
However, it is also an insult- used randomly if you're not paying attention and want onlookers to have a laugh at your opponent's confusion.
"I can play an octave higher than you!"
"Well I can play two notes LOWER than you!"
"...two notes..?"
"Yeah...well...YOUR MOM!"
*looks confused*
onlookersHAHAHA (point and throw rocks)
your mom by carroty queen June 15, 2003

Your Mom 

1. A delicious object that provides male excitement and joy mainly in the middle body area. See delicious.
2. A main course for thanksgiving dinner.
3. Tonights agenda.
4. Tomorrows agenda.
5. The bearer of a child. They will take care for the child they bear as they have gone through labor to get the child. If not, they will set you up for adoption.
7. No man will/has done her except for your dad.
I had no idea tonight we were going to do chess!
I had no idea tonight we were going to do Your Mom!
Your Mom by Andy dutQWEqt June 10, 2006

your mom 

the answer to a question that is either, Stupid, or you dont feel like answering often followed by Ohhhhhhhhhhh
x:yuor a jew
y:your moms a jew
z:Ohhhhhhhhhhh

:so what did you do last night
Y:your mom
your mom by bandgeeklmafo November 25, 2006

Cool Mom 

an extremely cool guy named David, who was born in fjii water.
"No way, it's cool mom!"
Cool Mom by SIDTUCKER January 25, 2021