James-Phobic

A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.

Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.

by TedHate43 September 7, 2025

James

A Unique, likely ginger, person who loves the Turkish and has a posh accent.

He looks like a James.
Andy was acting like a James.

by RigDog78 March 23, 2024

christian james dunn

A super sexy god women all want to fuck a fuckboy of the highest meaning.

your such a christian james dunn

by Deadpool6759856 April 23, 2018

James

Retarded ass nigga that has down syndrome probably the most stupidest

Johnny: yo do you know James?
Michael: Yea he's retarded
Johnny: oh nah

by SkibidiMale3 March 27, 2024

James

Someone who is really hot and sexy and gets all of the ladies. Has an IQ of over 165.

Damn James!

by The Real James C November 25, 2021

JAMES

GOD

THANK JAMES I GOT PAID EARLY

by Jamesworshipper December 21, 2020

Dan James

The act of diving and flopping around because you are weak

Oh no Lew has gone full Dan James again

by HarryLFC52 November 4, 2019