Rolling coal in the bedroom is when you take your favorite laxative, and chase it with a bottle of Pepto Bismol. This creates an explosive black diarrhea that you release at climax, usually across a wall or in the direction of a white curtain
by Curious~spacecraft July 2, 2024

by BIGDICKNIAH April 24, 2021

When your tie your girl/guy up and don’t let them eat for 6 days and you put a bread roll around your dick so they have to deep throat you to get the bread roll.
by OrangeNiqqer aka OrangeDragon May 24, 2018

by Taliban Henny November 10, 2017

Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!
by LucaCEO August 8, 2017

Calling someone (usually a man) queer for liking feminine stuff or kissing boys. It is basically the same as calling a feminine man a twinkie or using "gay" to shame a homosexual, but in a funny way.
*watching Winx Club* Woo yeah! Boyyyyyyyyyyy!
Guy stalking on him: HOLY SHIT OUR BOSS IS A MASSIVE TOOTSIE ROLL!
Guy stalking on him: HOLY SHIT OUR BOSS IS A MASSIVE TOOTSIE ROLL!
by Pickle_ur_Tickle April 30, 2024

To have been assaulted to such an extent that if he were a Dungeons and Dragons player, his stats would need to be re-rolled.
by Flurm-Bucket January 9, 2013
