Pissed the Waffles

When your plans backfired on you.

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.

by canatex December 20, 2021

Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.

Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry

by canatex December 20, 2021

Sentient piss

When you are taking a piss and then the piss gains conscious and gains a mind of its own and decides to go every single area possible, and it goes all over the walls, floor and ceiling, leaving you to stand there steaming mad while absolutely drenched in piss.

Guy 1: "Im gonna take a piss"
Guy 2: "ok I don't care"
Guy 1: *Takes a sentient piss on accident*
Guy 1: "Well that is shit! I had a sentient piss!"
Guy 2: "Oh man I hate when that happens"

by We can officially be friends. June 22, 2024

ASS? PISS IN THE ASS!

A phrase from the South Park episode "Le Petit Tourette" (Season 11, Episode 8).

1: ASS? PISS IN THE ASS!
2: PYIIIIIIIISS COMING OUT MY AAAAAAAASSSS

by viisaus vsauce December 27, 2024

Piss Prince

A straight man likes to be urinated on and is obviously submissive to his typically female partner.

“OMG, have you seen Dan? He’s such a piss prince!”
“You dumb puppy, you’re such a piss prince.”

by sidderzdeduction October 21, 2022

piss retarded

someone or something that is more than just retarded, it is the extreme version or next level of retardation

person 1.

dude, i just lost a game of rock, paper, scissors to Helen Keller

person 2.
man, that is piss retarded!

by proman7777 August 17, 2011

Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.

Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.

by MrParkerLovesLearning September 08, 2023