flat caking

A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat caking with my boys.

by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017

caked up

its when you when the cake when youre eating the when you cake when youre eating a slice of cake and it gets all over and youre all caked up because you the cake went all over the place because youre eating cake

damn, im all caked up now.

by dingablongo October 24, 2023

cake of kings

Direct way for a crush, the jail, the covid-19 and death.

Me: have they cake of kings?
He: yes, but, if you got for me they take you to the jail.

by Cake of cakes January 4, 2021

King caking

It is the process of removing a baby shaped dildo from ones anus.

Rob is in recovery from king caking. He can’t join us for horseback riding today.

by J Sitton April 21, 2024

CAKE MONSTER

CAKE MONSTER:
ALSO KNOWN AS - GREEDY FAT BASTARD, COOKIE MONSTER, BEASTBAG, SHARON SMITH , HONEY MONSTER
KNOWN TO EAT MEN WHOLE IF THEY STAND IN FRONT OF A CAKE. IVE EVEN SAW HER EAT A BABY!
HANGS AROUND OUTSIDE GREGGS AND OTHER SUCH BAKERIES INHALING CAKES WHOLE!
SHE HIDES CAKE IN HER MINGLE.
KNOWN TO SPEND £2000 A DAY ON CAKE; INHALES CAKE QUICKER THAN OXYGEN!

'LOOK AT THE STATE OF THAT CAKE MONSTER - SHOVELLING IT IN!'
'THE SHARON - I HEARD HER BLOODS CAME BACK 99.9% CAKE AND 0.1% CARAMEL, '

by PISSBAGPO May 21, 2018

Chocumlate Cake

Were a man has diaharrea and shits in a womans pusy, creampies her and eats it up

I just made a chocumlate cake with youre mom

by Bahanadad January 14, 2022

Cake quake

The unintentional chaos caused when an exceptionally large posterior sets off minor tremors upon contact with nearby objects, furniture, or unsuspecting bystanders.

Sammy turned too fast and caused a full Cake Quake — three drinks down and a lamp sideways.

by Meda S. December 25, 2025