National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

Double suck maneuver

A.) When someone sucks so bad they suck twice

Matt sucks at sucking at life so bad that it is the double suck maneuver

by KrisdoubleEdee December 5, 2013

Sucking the tit of two mothers

Getting the best of two worlds.

Canada, as a common wealth of France and England, is sucking the tit of two mothers.

by Tomsawyer_03 September 4, 2021

wrangle suck

When you take a cause or project on that's huge

They said l couldn't do it but l just decided what the heck l was just going to damn well 'wrangle suck' it and just damn well did it.

by Chezshakes January 14, 2022

go big or suck dick

Alternative use of the phrase "go big or go home"

Schould not be used in family friendly matters

Family Friendly: If you go on the treadmill, go big or go home. *falls off treadmill" i guess i'll go home then.

Alternative: If you go on the treadmill, go big or suck dick. *falls off treadmill" ...

by Alexandrum July 20, 2023

pornhub sucks

A Hater of Pornhub

Hater of Pornhub:Pornhub suck.
Fan of Pornhub: Your Just A Hater of Pornhub.
Hater of Pornhub: Well pornhub sucks and it means A Hater of Pornhub.
Fan of Pornhub: WHAT DID YOU SAY.
Hater of Pornhub: Yeah I said it.

by Llllllll99999 November 20, 2021

Funnel Suck

When a woman goes down on a man's penis, her lips are so stretched downwards , it makes the appearance of a funnel. The elongate lips are the tip of the funnel, and the rest of her head are the bottom. This is opposite of a kiss sick, where the lips are closer to the face.

Roger: Hey, Dave! How did it go with Charmaine last night?
David: Oh, she was great! When she went down on me, her lips were SO stretched down on my cock, it looked like a funnel tip! She REALLY knows how to funnel suck!

by brooskitooski September 30, 2025