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Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.
Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”
by ballknower44 February 16, 2025
mugGet the Chocolate Bongmug.
When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.
Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”
by Herpderpity May 12, 2025
mugGet the Little German Chocolate Holemug.

Dark Chocolate

they call me dark chocolate, AKA young sexy mutherfucker
mugGet the Dark Chocolatemug.

white chocolate

Dessie Mullen sure is fine white chocolate
by Dazzler bwg June 27, 2022
mugGet the white chocolatemug.

Chocolate Tube Sliding

Y'all gonna go chocolate tube sliding later or nah?
by PeachesNAlex September 23, 2015
mugGet the Chocolate Tube Slidingmug.

churn chocolate butter

My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.
by Dc53 January 12, 2016
mugGet the churn chocolate buttermug.

the chocolate beer

I totally gave my girl the chocolate beer last night, she's not my girl anymore.
by Thepervyjew February 7, 2017
mugGet the the chocolate beermug.

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