Butt flannel

A piece of cloth used specifically to wipe and clean your anus whilst washing yourself.

The rest of my family may use it on their faces, but you’re actually holding my butt flannel.

by dirk-diggler69 June 30, 2021

Not even in the butt

The perfect response if your goal is to make any situation awkward. The word "even" makes it just that much weirder.

"Haven't you ever thought of us sleeping together?"
Nope. Not even in the butt.

"Have you ever done cocaine?"
Nah. Not even in the butt.

"Would you like a refill?"
No thanks. And not even in the butt, sir."

by Swambat April 23, 2014

butt riot

Mass violent Back-door action

I ditched work to go to that butt riot later

by Evie-Eve January 19, 2018

Alien butt

When a ass is deformed as a square or shape object and no Clapp while hitting it from the back

I was hitting this girl the other day and she had a alien butt no clapp no cap

by Asapt December 25, 2021

Church Butt

Saying you have Church Butt is an easy way of explaining that your butt is sore from sitting so long, like it does when u sit at church for hours.

„I‘ve got church butt.“ or „You have church butt yet?“

by leeleespeepee October 25, 2022

Butt chug

Being an absolute badass and chugging beers down your ass with the boys.

Yo chad, you ever done a butt chug before?

by I’mTheTank March 29, 2020

kevins butt

flat.

(kevins butt) is the equivalent to a door

by ap0llo_ July 2, 2021