by valentinadonovan September 17, 2022

degenarates who spend their lives jacking off to an anime octupus because they are discord mods and cant get bitches on their dick
by InfinityYT March 8, 2022

by epic-gamer-27 April 20, 2020

An individual who prefers the musical stylings and contributions to the Grateful Dead of Keith Godchaux over Brent Mydland
Hetty friend #1: "I was literally just vibin to some mini moog tone on an unstoppable '81 Alabama Getaway when this shoebee asked if I could put on some Europe '72 instead"
Hetty friend #2: "What a friggin simp"
Hetty friend #2: "What a friggin simp"
by not__weed May 18, 2020

Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Haven’t you found out? Joe is the definition of simp.
Person 2: Ew!
simp joe sappy pussy
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Haven’t you found out? Joe is the definition of simp.
Person 2: Ew!
simp joe sappy pussy
by Devi1sev7n April 14, 2020

by Renako February 15, 2021

The only real definition of simp is a person that we all know closely. Precisely a half Filipino boy. A simp thinks that they can get girls, but they can’t.
“Jake is such a simp, he thinks he can get girls so he buys their food but they’re just using him”
“Ahaha yeah that’s facts bro”
“Ahaha yeah that’s facts bro”
by Blueballs69420 April 6, 2020
