60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican

When you are a racist that is running for office to stay out of prison and you can't stand women, latinos, and military.

When Trump volunteered to pay for Fallen Soldier Vannesa Guillen's funeral, he stiffed the family like he does his contractors.

Trump "$60,000 to bury a fucking Mexican"
General- "but sir, you offered to pay it!"
Trump- "DO NOT PAY IT"

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing October 23, 2024

Mexican Dogshit

A joint that has dogshit in it.

Stoner 1: "Wanna roll one?"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah! I wanna try some Mexican dogshit!"
Stoner 1: "You retarded as hell!"

by SleepDeprivedAndStupid June 8, 2024

Mexican Boat Missile

A transgender Mexican who claims to be female but in reality is a male

Dude I was boutta eat her out until she pulled out a Mexican boat missile. It was bigger than mine

by Lesean McCoy July 5, 2025

Mexican handoff

An erotic duel between two men which involves each party giving the other a handjob using hot sauce as lubrication. The loser is the first man which either orgasms or surrenders due to the burning first

They settled their argument with a Mexican handoff using the leftover Taco Bell fire sauce from last night

by mexiboy365 June 1, 2024

Mexican Fudge

To heat your fecal matter up to 247 degrees Fahrenheit and brand a person’s nipple, cow style.

Mike: “Do you want to try Mexican Fudge tonight?”
John: “After I eat my empanadas!”

by MasPet March 27, 2024

Mexican teapot

The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.

My legs got soaked after giving Helen a Mexican teapot

by Curly smurf July 28, 2017

Mexican Cheeseburger

When your girl is on her period so you can't have sex with penetration, but she wants your cum anyways , you masturbate on the string hanging out of her pussy and smear it around.

Girl: I want a Mexican cheeseburger tonight, babe.

by Silvercheese October 22, 2022