by I❤️Ryan September 16, 2021

A man binges Disney with a girl he is obsessed with.
A man gets off of his Minecraft game to pick up a call from a special someone.
A man attempts to flirt with a girl over their work email.
These men are simps.
A man gets off of his Minecraft game to pick up a call from a special someone.
A man attempts to flirt with a girl over their work email.
These men are simps.
by Flawful April 12, 2020

is that simp over there dam he 🤢
by ect.j September 28, 2020

Someone who pays for or makes themself look stupid in front of the boys for a girl. He may be an emotional or financial simp.
Andrew is a simp, did you see how he waited for me at the dollar store? Even his friends yelled simp nation at him.
by tindergod312 December 31, 2019

by Mandowski April 7, 2021

Squirrel. In. My. Penis
it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl
it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl
by ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮├┬┴┬┴ May 3, 2020
