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shock fart

When an individual or animal sneezes and farts simultaneously.
by VroomVroom October 17, 2014
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Fart marble

Fart marble: noun; a fart that has been released by a male while wearing women’s panty hose. That fart is now a compressed ball of methane. It’s progress can be easily tracked as it moves about the panty hose, trapped by the waistband.
Todd come out from under the fucking table, so we can see the fart marble bouncing around. Carol is headed for the legion and needs her panty hose back.
by Bigbrothathunda!!! June 25, 2019
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Jizz Fart

Someone who is sexually attracted to farts, hence the name.
Ryan: Did you jerk off to my fart?

Bob: Yeah

Ryan: Man, you're a total Jizz Fart
by MF_FK0 April 29, 2019
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Fart Nugget

A delicious chicken nugget that you, a significant other or your dearest pet has sat upon and has cut the cheese.
by THE TRUTH AND NOTHING ELSE. March 26, 2019
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Baptism Fart

The first fart one excretes after a shower, dirtying the anus once again. Usually happens within five minutes of exit from shower.
Ed and John were standing in the room when I came back from the shower and farted. "Oh man there was the baptism fart."
by DATGAS January 29, 2012
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Zombie Fart

A seemingly disposed fart, that you have to walk away from a group of people to disguise, and it creeps back up to you and your friends and one of them pukes.
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The fart wall

A fart wall is when you and your best friend don't fart in front of each other because its 'embarrassing' However if you do fart in front of each other you have broken the fart wall.
Person 1- I'm going to fart so ill mute the facetime.
Person 2-No don't if you fart in front of me we will break the fart wall!
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